The Swiss Army Knife manufacturer, Wenger, is producing a knife with so many functions that is listed in the Guinness Book of World Records. This knife has a staggering 141 functions utilizing 87 implements including a bicycle chain tool, adjustable pliers, screwdrivers, compass and of course, a knife. This knife is amply named ‘Giant Knife’. The Giant Knife is 8.75″ long and weighs over two pounds – that weight is the equivalent of carrying a quart of water in our pocket! Not only will you need a deep pocket to carry this knife, you will need a deep pocket to afford this knife. The Giant Knife, item number 16999, retails for $1400 and is available in only the trademark Swiss Army Knife color – red.
Here is a detailed list of the implements: 2.5″ 60% Serrated locking blade; Nail file; Nail cleaner; Corkscrew; Adjustable pliers with wire crimper and cutter; Removable screwdriver bit adapter; 2.5″ Blade for Official World Scout Knife; Spring-loaded, locking needle-nose pliers with wire cutter; Removable screwdiver bit holder; Phillips head screwdriver bit 0; Phillips head screwdriver bit 1; Phillips head screwdriver bit 2; Flat head screwdriver bit 0.5mm x 3.5mm; Flat head screwdriver bit 0.6mm x 4.0mm; Flat head screwdriver bit 1.0mm x 6.5mm; Magnetized recessed bit holder; Double-cut wood saw with ruler; Chain rivet setter; Removable 5mm Allen wrench; Screwdriver for slotted and Phillips head screws; Removable tool for adjusting spokes; 10mm Hexagonal key for nuts; Removalbe 4mm curved allen wrench with Phillips head screwdriver; Patented locking screwdriver; Universal wrench; 2.4″ Springless scissors with serrated self- sharpening design; 1.65″ Clip point utility blade; Phillips head screwdriver; 2.5″ Clip-point blade; Club face cleaner; 2.4″ Round tip blade; Patented locking screwdriver; Cap lifter; Can opener; Shoe spike wrench; Divot repair tool; 4mm Allen wrench; 2.5″ Blade; Fine metal file with precision screwdriver; Double-cut wood saw with ruler; Cupped cigar cutter with double honed edges; 12/20-Guage choke tube tool; Watch caseback opening tool; Snap shackle; Mineral crystal magnifier; Compass; Straight edge, ruler (in./cm); Telescopic pointer; Fish scaler; Hook disgorger; Line guide; Shortix laboratory key; Micro tool holder; Micro tool adapter; Micro scraper – straight; Micro scraper – curved; Laser pointer with 300 ft. range; Metal file; Metal saw; Flashlight; Micro tool holder; Phillips head screwdriver 1.5mm; Screwdriver 1.2mm; Screwdriver .8mm; Fine fork for watch spring bars; Reamer; Pin punch 1.2mm; Pin pinch .8mm; Round needle file; Removable tool holder with expandable receptacle; Removable tool holder; Special self-centering screwdriver for gunsights; Flat Phillips head screwdriver; Chisel-point reamer; Mineral crystal magnifier; Small ruler; Extension tool; Sping-loaded, locking flat nose needle-nose pliers; Removable screwdriver bit holder; Phillips head screwdriver bit 0; Phillips head screwdriver bit 1; Phillips head screwdriver bit 2; Flat head screwdriver bit 0.5mm x 3.5mm; Flat head screwdriver bit 0.6mm x 4.0mm; Flat head screwdriver bit 1.0mm x 6.5mm; Magnetized recessed bit holder; Tire tread gauge; Fiber optic tool holder; Can opener; Patented locking screwdriver; Cap lifter; Wire stripper; Reamer; Awl; Toothpick; Tweezers; and Key ring. The only thing missing is the kitchen sink, but you could probably install one with this knife.